What is the best excuse you have heard lately?
A Quickie
Here I am sitting at the airport in Frankfurt, waiting to go to The Divided States of America there are excuses all around me.
I have to make excuses for our president, racism, capitalism, and all things that are America.
I’m going to focus on a very small thing today.
Bottle Caps
There is a new law in Germany that bottle caps must stay attached to a bottle.

I can only think of the excuses the United States has not to enable this other than the underlying principle of maximize shareholder wealth.
- It’s too hard
- The system is rigged.
- Minorities want this.
- Global warming is a hoax.
My three year-old daughter can come up with better excuses.
- I don’t want those shoes
- I do it
- I wanted chocolate ice cream
- I don’t want to
But our three-year-old easily figured out the bottle cap situation. It’s not that hard.
At least she doesn’t use the age of excuse of our main president of the United States
Thanks Obama.








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