The Side Effects of Endorphins

Today is the day, like any other day, where I will walk into the store and make the best purchase I have ever made. I am determined. once again I consult with Sinead O Conner as nothing compares to this,

When I was younger, yes I have always been younger, I marched myself down to the car dealership in my neighborhood and bought, in retrospect, was the most horrible car. At the time it made sense. It was a Dodge Aires K with a stick shift. It was light blue and the radio didn’t work.

The radio didn’t work until one day in Pittsburgh it started playing. My friend Nancy penned a poem in the back of that car about Pennsylvania. I remember the first two lines

Cows and Hills and trees

I have seen enough of these.

One thing about that car is when I pulled out fast it pulled out slow.

But today I will achieve my personal best. Or maybe I already have. Our CSA order arrived and there is broccolini . That may be the apex for the day.

Yesterday I was pretty awesome. I bought 10 tickets for a baseball game for 9.00 a piece.

Consumer, Consume, Consume

Thank you for reading this gibberish to the end. I hope it is obvious, I don’t put emotions into making purchases.