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Bringing Up The Rear

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Bringing Up The Rear

What personal belongings do you hold most dear?

I’ve only ever used a bidet a few times. The first time it was, when I was in Paris many years ago.

We happen to have one in our new house.

Bidet toilets (or smart toilets) provide a superior, water-based clean that significantly reduces your reliance on toilet paper. They range from budget-friendly add-on attachments to luxury all-in-one smart toilets with heated seats, adjustable warm water, warm-air dryers, and auto-flush features.

I generally like it however, the grandkids they have a different opinion. They were in the bathroom the other day and my wife turned it on well unoccupied.

It spurt across the room, spraying both Arthur and Eloise.

I guess we have sprinklers for that.

One response to “Bringing Up The Rear”

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    vermavkv

    What a delightful and humorous post! 😄

    I thoroughly enjoyed the way you combined practical information about bidets with a real-life family anecdote. Your description of the benefits of smart toilets was informative, but it was the unexpected “sprinkler demonstration” involving Arthur and Eloise that truly stole the show!

I would love to hear you opinion as well

Hello,

I’m Mark

His friends observe Mark seems wired a little differently. Perhaps it’s more likely that noticing little things often missed by others is a relic of a quieter, simpler time. He has a way with words, which he refuses to let be hindered by sub-par typing skills. People have great stories to tell if you sit and listen.

A belief dear to Mark is that there is certain beauty in the world. You simply have to look for it.

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