Your Guide to Kitchen Appliances

I developed a complex formula, effectively calculating the worth having ratio WHR using the weighted factors of these attributes.

A. Purchase Price (.25)
B. How often it is used (.3)
C. How much counter space it uses. (.35)
D. Usability in Social Media posts (.05)
E. The color (.05)

My model breaks down when factoring in kitchen size, and meat eaters. I took a myopic view and assumed most people would eventually become vegan. There is calculus involved and I am not showing my work. Science does not care what you believe. A perfect WHR is 100. A zero ranks up there with a lime green lard separating machine.

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