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Things I Simply Can Not Do

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K Mark Schofer

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Things I Simply Can Not Do

There are certain things in life I simply cannot do no matter how hard I train and how simple they seem to be.

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  • I’ve tried so many times, but I cannot go an entire yoga class without looking how many minutes are left in class
  • Paint clouds
  • If I drop something on the floor from my seat in an airplane I can not reach it.
  • Trim the nails of a cat.
  • I have never kept a book mark for more than one book. Marks bookmarks bookmark Marks books. And I lose them
  • Kill Bill – I’ve lasted eight minutes at most.
  • Cannot shoot a gun. I once went target shooting with my stepdad. I could not kill an innocent can.
  • Even when I attended church, I screwed up the words to ‘The Lords Prayer.’
  • How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. If Coach would have put me in the fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions, no doubt in my mind.
  • Find all the unused acronyms

I would love to hear you opinion as well

Hello,

I’m Mark

His friends observe Mark seems wired a little differently. Perhaps it’s more likely that noticing little things often missed by others is a relic of a quieter, simpler time. He has a way with words, which he refuses to let be hindered by sub-par typing skills. People have great stories to tell if you sit and listen.

A belief dear to Mark is that there is certain beauty in the world. You simply have to look for it.

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