The Side Effects of Endorphins

On second thought, I prefer a mechanical pencil. Usually the first line that I write has some crazy typographical error. I would usually think this would be the perfect line, but it’s taken.

This is no dress rehearsal. This is your life.

So I will attempt to write the opening paragraph for you.

When Mark was little, he had a duck named George. George would follow him around the yard. George liked to eat worms out of the garden. Mark did not like to gather worms with his dad. He didn’t really like fishing. George he liked fishing.

Georgie Georgie pudding pie

He kissed the girls and made them cry.

While Mark was playing baseball.

When I was in grad, school myself and three friends, we wrote a book. When I should’ve been studying, we sat around and wrote this book. The title of the book was called The Book. The opening line of that book was.

Everything is out of control and completely ridiculous.

I went to the library yesterday and checked out a book. The title of the book was The Book.