Perfect Murder Weapon To Kill Carl

And nobody appointed me an 
expert as I have never even
thought of committing murder.

There was this Entitled
jack ass named Carl who
was in grad school
With me.

If I decided to kill him I would
Use a block of ice. Hit him over
the head and Carl is dead.

By the time the police got there
the murder weapon is gone and
Carl is still dead.

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