The Side Effects of Endorphins

And nobody appointed me an 
expert as  I have never even 
thought of committing murder. 

There was this Entitled 
jack ass named Carl who 
was in grad school 
With me.

If I decided to kill him I would 
Use a block of ice. Hit him over 
the head and Carl is dead.

By the time the police got there
the murder weapon is gone and
Carl is still dead.