Gun Song on Fox News

Song of a Gun -sung by an actual gun.

They’re coming to take me away,
Haha, they’re coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the Happy Home with Endless hours
And Chirping Birds and quiets scholars
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to Take me Away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

And hurry.