I abhor Fireworks I am not a fan of The Fourth of July. Here is a quirky essay I wrote a few years back about The Patriotic Simpleton Down the Street. http://baeglesarebad.blog/2021/07/01/the-patriotic-idiot-down-the-street/ And then there are hot dog eating contests. On A Positive Note Joey Chestnut out of 4th of July hot dog eating contest…