The Side Effects of Endorphins

Wow, weird things are happening in my neighborhood. There are people walking around wearing my clothes.

My wife says to me you can’t wear that in public, but there’s someone out in public wearing my clothes

There’s a guy on the picnic bench and another girl reading the books. I just read.

I didn’t realize how many people were into John Irving and Wally Lamb

Please come to the Goodwill in Salmon Creek as it is my own personal museum. I am purging and got rid of plenty of clothing, books, toys, and various knickknacks.

I forgot I donated a bunch of paintings and darn that one there is a woman painting over in what looks like a watercolor in the rain.

Don’t bother asking for explanations
She’ll just tell you that she came

Simply to get an elephant hat.