The Side Effects of Endorphins

To quote one of my favorite TV shows, “ if women don’t find you handsome at least let them find you handy.” that quote is from the Red Green show, a Canadian spoof on the handyman.

Against the run of play , I do fix things occasionally. In the last couple of years I put in an entire fence, installed cabinets in the laundry room and other borderline catastrophic projects.

I simply do not like, do it yourself projects. If I had to go on a limb I would say I’m not very good at them.

Elton John

I took this girl. I really liked to an Elton John concert in Philadelphia. We had third row tickets in a small theater. On the way to the concert, my muffler fell off. I quickly launched a plan of attack. I got underneath the car and reinstalled that muffler. My date for the night caught a rose, Sir Elton John threw into the crowd.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in

Metaphor

You may think the song Candle In the Wind by Elton John., is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe. It is also a spoof on my tool bench. If I have a job to do half the job is finding my tools on my tool bench. .

Ask my wife.