The Side Effects of Endorphins

It’s the little things.

I was buying brown lentils in bulk at the cheapest supermarket. I think it is best value. The funnel for the lentils stuck open allowing the lentils to spill all over the floor. I was wearing Birkenstocks so I had lentils on my feet.

Do The The Right Thing

I notified a clerk, and told her I would cook lentil soup for her workers. She laughed and I moved on.

I checked my list and I checked it twice. It looks like I had forgotten lemons. When life gives you lemons make hummus. And then I couldn’t find my shopping cart.

Find my Shopping Cart

I have an app for finding my phone as well as my wallet. They do come in handy. You should be able to do that with your shopping cart.

Nitpicking about Winco.

• Why only one brand of Tahini
• There’s always a woman who balances her checkbook at the register.

Otherwise it’s a decent place to shop despite people like me who spill the beans and lose their shopping cart.