The Side Effects of Endorphins

I apologize in advance is I really can’t come up with a dream job. I did write about this earlier in the day and somewhat answered the question in coherent form and I’ll provide that story at the end. You should probably read it because it will win a Peace prize.of sorts handed down by this guy.

Mr. Leif Glower

He lives in a cul-de-sac that is secluded where nobody can drive or even walk-through. His job, in his own mind and it is a dream job for him is to rid his cul-de-sac of leaves. The neighbors hate his leaf blower, but he doesn’t care. He gets up every morning at seven and fires up the leaf blower looking for leaves that fell from the tree.

One day, he woke up, hung over and decided to get proactive and started climbing the tree to remove those trees that remained in the tree.

Where by his neighbor Gatraude and Hans drove him to the psychiatric hospital right down the road. They were greeted at the front desk by Heidi, who is working her dream job as a psychological specialist, looking at peculiar cases. She has seen many cases of the delusional leaf blower, driven crazy by that one last leaf that hits the cul-de-sac.. There is no cure for the disease you can only contain it. Heidi knows that, but it keeps her employed.

Ah Rest

Leif just woke up from a long dream the longest sleep he’s had in months. Autumn is a busy time for him. He dreamed of riding a train through tunnels in the Pyrenees and smoking a cigar. He had a peaceful easy feeling and glanced out the window, almost at peace with himself. That is until he saw a leaf slowly falling onto the ground outside his hospital room.

And in walks, a young woman working on her PhD who will serve as his councilor. She’s getting paid to get her PhD. That in my opinion is a dream job.