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Fred Flintsone walks into a Barn

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Fred Flintsone walks into a Barn

If you could un-invent something, what would it be?

I will walk into to my un-invention laboratory tomorrow and jot down some un-equation equations (the area over the curve and equations using de acceleration) I think by lunch I could figure it out. Please note it will be a prototype but it should work. I will need a Pentil # 7 pencil, some graph paper and some duct tape in order to complete the assignment.

Update : I am traveling on Monday and will need to use an airplane to get home. So this maybe Tuesday.

I’ll probably have a garbanzo bean salad and a nice tea for lunch. I’ll probably do the crossword puzzle.

In the afternoon we will move into the testing phase, and start writing the testing documents. That will take about 912 weeks, but I may skip that step.

Then I will put my plan into place.to un-invent the dinosaur. It shall take enough processing power to power Plano Texas. We won’t need Plano all that much, but the potato chip lobby may put up a fuss. That’s a battle for another day.

And then I will press start, and the lights will dim for a while and eventually go out completely. Maybe I should not have eschewed the test plans. Hopefully the solar and wind power will kick in soon. But the air does smell clean the the quiet is intoxicating.

Undo

One response to “Fred Flintsone walks into a Barn”

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    vermavkv

    This is delightfully absurd, clever, and quietly brilliant. Your playful mix of mock-science, everyday details, and escalating stakes turns a simple prompt into a miniature narrative full of wit and imagination. The casual precision—Pentil #7 pencil, garbanzo bean salad, Plano Texas as a power unit—adds a charmingly deadpan humor that makes the whole piece sparkle.

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