The Side Effects of Endorphins

I struggled with this question earlier and posted it in the wrong place.

Here is a quick list of some of the stranger gifts I have received. And that’s just as good as the perfect present. They give us stories.

1. My parents one year gave us a safe. I still have it. My wife never remembers the combination. *1
2. Smily Faced Spatula – it leaks and it is ineffective. I use it often.
3. A Drum – somebody gave it to our daughter on her first birthday. I left in the The Netherlands
4. A planter with a big American flag on it. Thats not my style.
5. Pajamas – every year at Christmas we get matching pajamas. I have more pajamas than running pants.
6. A Game called “Out of Directions” – I don’t know what the game was called, but it came without directions. We had the best time writing letters to the company about the ridiculous games we made up.
7. When I graduated from college my parents gave me a wash basket.
8. My grandmother used to give me polish sausage every year. I was vegetarian at the time.

Happy Earth Day

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