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Jiffy Lube Job

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Jiffy Lube Job

What is one thing you would change about yourself?

I’m going in this morning to change my OIL

(OIL) Only Inner Liability

I’m going to assume it’s an inner liability because there are certain things I wouldnt mind changing that aren’t internal such as

  • I would like to be left-handed
  • I would like to undo my ability to retain cholesterol due to genetics
  • I wish I could be less colorblind. Don’t you love the question did you actually wear that?
  • I wish I had short wispy hair that blows in the wind

Of course, I may be misreading the question. One thing I would change about myself is that I would read directions and follow them.

What fun is that?

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While I am here could you change the windshield wiper blades?

3 responses to “Jiffy Lube Job”

  1. vermavkv Avatar
    vermavkv

    What a wonderfully creative and humorous reflection! You’ve taken a thoughtful question and turned it into something delightfully human, relatable, and full of wit. The way you played with the acronym OIL — Only Inner Liability is brilliant, and your list of “external” changes had me smiling all the way through.

  2. K Mark Schofer Avatar
    K Mark Schofer

    You are so consistent with your outlook and for me it’s like what mood am I waking up in today today?

    I know you’ve been there before, but my wife will ask me a question and say, could you actually answer the question?

  3. vermavkv Avatar
    vermavkv

    Thank you so much for your kind words! 😊
    Consistency is something I try to hold on to, even though life has its own moods and surprises for all of us. And yes, I completely understand what you mean — sometimes our thoughts take their own scenic route before we get to the actual answer! 😄

I would love to hear you opinion as well

Hello,

I’m Mark

His friends observe Mark seems wired a little differently. Perhaps it’s more likely that noticing little things often missed by others is a relic of a quieter, simpler time. He has a way with words, which he refuses to let be hindered by sub-par typing skills. People have great stories to tell if you sit and listen.

A belief dear to Mark is that there is certain beauty in the world. You simply have to look for it.

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