The Side Effects of Endorphins

Time will warp into whatever we want it to.

A “Stubborn Illusion”:Prominent physicists, including Albert Einstein, have suggested that the distinction between past, present, and future is merely a “stubbornly persistent illusion”. This view posits that human perception creates the experience of a linear flow of time. 

Pajamas

We get pajamas every year for Christmas. What would I do with all these pairs of pajamas? I believe I would leave a movement to pajamas be standard business attire.

Beds

In a sense that would eliminate the need for beds. I don’t think we would purchase beds just for the purpose of having sex on them. But nobody appointed me expert here. No wonder Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business.

Kids

They were getting here today right before nap time. In this equation, we think we gain time but in a sense we don’t.. no nap for you.

House on The Market

I’m putting my house on the market. It’s a giant zero bedroom house with lots of reading rooms.

Use of Time

I would probably write an a little essay like this. I think it’s not too late to learn to play the piano. I won’t be keeping anybody up at night.