The Side Effects of Endorphins

I just started reading this book on audio, and it’s 54 hours long. Against the run of play I rather enjoy this book. It being 54 hours long and the loan from the library is 21 days. My back of the envelope calculation is that I must read 2 1/2 hours a day.

And this is for me here. This is a list of the main characters so I can keep them straight.

By the way Libby is awesome.

The Incandenza family

• Hal Incandenza is the youngest of the Incandenza children and arguably the novel’s protagonist, as its events revolve around his time at E.T.A. Hal is prodigiously intelligent and talented, but insecure about his abilities (and eventually his mental state). His friend Michael Pemulis calls him Inc, and his favorite thing to do is secretly smoke marijuana in the seclusion of the E.T.A. tunnels. He has difficult relationships with both his parents. He has an eidetic memory and has memorized the Oxford English Dictionary, and like his mother often corrects his friends’ and family’s grammar. Hal’s mental degradation and alienation from those around him culminate in his chronologically last appearance in the novel, in which his attempts at speech and facial expressions are incomprehensible to others. The origin of Hal’s final condition is unclear; possible causes include marijuana withdrawal, a drug obtained by Michael Pemulis, a patch of mold Hal ate as a child, and a mental breakdown from years of training to be a top junior tennis player.^[23]
• Avril Incandenza, née Mondragon, is the domineering mother of the Incandenza children and wife of James. A tall (197 cm, or 6 ft. 5.5 in.), beautiful francophone Quebecer, she becomes a major figure at Enfield Tennis Academy after her husband’s suicide and begins, or perhaps continues, a relationship with Charles Tavis, the school’s new head, also a Canadian and Avril’s either adoptive or half-brother. Her sexual relationships with men are a matter of some speculation/discussion; one with John “No Relation” Wayne is depicted. Avril has phobias about uncleanliness and disease, closed doors, and overhead lighting, and is also described as agoraphobic. She has an obsessive-compulsive need to watch over E.T.A. and her two youngest sons, Hal and Mario, who live at the school; Avril and Orin are no longer in contact. James Incandenza believes that he can connect with his children only through her. Orin believes she runs the family with ingrained manipulation and the illusion of choice. Her family nickname is “the Moms”.
• James Orin Incandenza Jr., Avril’s husband and Orin’s, Mario’s and Hal’s father, is an optics expert and filmmaker as well as the founder of Enfield Tennis Academy (though he increasingly leaves E.T.A. business to Charles Tavis). The son of small-time actor James O. Incandenza Sr. (who played “The Man from Glad” in the 1960s), James Jr. created Infinite Jest (also known as “the Entertainment” or “the samizdat“), an enigmatic and fatally seductive film that was his last work. He used Joelle van Dyne, his son Orin’s strikingly beautiful girlfriend, in many of his films, including the fatal “Entertainment”. He appears in the book mainly either in flashbacks or as a “wraith”, having killed himself at the age of 54 by placing his head in a microwave oven. He is an alcoholic who drinks Wild Turkey whiskey. His family nickname is “Himself”. Orin also calls him “the Mad Stork” or (once) “the Sad Stork”.
• Mario Incandenza is the Incandenzas’ second son, although his biological father may be Charles Tavis. Severely deformed since birth—he is macrocephalic, homodontic, bradykinetic, and stands or walks at a 45-degree angle—as well as mentally “slow”, he is nonetheless perennially cheerful and kind. He is also a budding auteur, having served as James’s camera and directorial assistant and later inheriting the prodigious studio equipment and film lab his father built on the academy grounds. Somewhat surprisingly, he is an avid fan of Madame Psychosis’s dark radio show, partly because he finds her voice familiar. Hal, though younger, acts like a supportive older brother to Mario, whom Hal calls “Booboo”.
• Orin Incandenza is the Incandenzas’ eldest son. He is a punter for the Phoenix Cardinals and a serial womanizer, and is estranged from everyone in his family except Hal. It is suggested that Orin lost his attraction to Joelle after she became disfigured when her mother threw acid in her face during a Thanksgiving dinner, but Orin cites Joelle’s questionable relationship with his father as the reason for the breakup even though he later admits he knows there was no romance. Orin focuses his subsequent womanizing on young mothers; Hal suggests that this is because he blames his father’s death on his mother. Molly Notkin, a friend of Joelle’s, says that Orin has numerous “malcathected issues with his mother”. Orin’s relationship with his father was tense. His father tells Joelle “he simply didn’t know how to speak with either of his undamaged sons without their mother’s presence and mediation. Orin could not be made to shut up.”^[24]

The Enfield Tennis Academy

The Enfield Tennis Academy
Michael Pemulis, a working-class teenager from an Allston, Massachusetts family, and Hal’s best friend. A prankster and the school’s resident drug dealer, Pemulis is also very proficient in mathematics. This, combined with his limited but ultraprecise lobbing, made him the school’s first master of Eschaton, a computer-aided turn-based nuclear wargame that requires players to be adept at both game theory and lobbing tennis balls at targets. Although the novel takes place long after Pemulis’s Eschaton days (the game is played by 12- to 14-year-olds), Pemulis is still regarded as the game’s all-time greatest player, and he remains the final court of appeal for the game. His brother, Matty, is a gay hustler who as a child was sexually abused by their father.
John “No Relation” Wayne, the top-ranked player at E.T.A. He is frighteningly efficient, controlled, and machine-like on the court. Wayne is almost never directly quoted in the narrative; his statements are either summarized by the narrator or repeated by other characters. His Canadian citizenship has been revoked since he came to E.T.A. His father is a sick asbestos miner in Quebec who hopes John will soon start earning “serious $” in “the Show” (professional tennis) to “take him away from all this”. Pemulis discovers Wayne is having a sexual relationship with Avril Incandenza, and it is later revealed that Hal is also aware of the relationship. Wayne may be sympathetic to, or actively supporting, the radical Quebec separatists.
Ortho “The Darkness” Stice, another of Hal’s close friends. His name consists of the Greek root ortho (“straight”) and the anglicized suffix -stice (“a space”) from the noun interstice, which originally derived from the Latin verb sistere (“to stand”). He endorses only brands that have black-colored products, and is at all times clothed entirely in black, hence his nickname. Late in the book Stice nearly defeats Hal in a three-set tennis match, shortly after which his forehead is frozen to a window and his bed appears either bolted or mysteriously levitated to the ceiling. There are indications that Stice is being visited by the ghost of James Incandenza.
Ennet House Drug and Alcohol Recovery House
Don Gately, a former thief and Demerol addict, and current counselor in residence at Ennet House. One of the novel’s primary characters, Gately is physically enormous and a reluctant but dedicated Alcoholics Anonymousmember. He is critically wounded in an altercation with several Canadian men, and much of the later part of the novel involves his inner monologue while he recuperates in a Boston hospital. Gately had a complicated childhood. His stepfather abused his mother. During his middle-school and high-school years, Gately’s size made him a formidable football talent. During his period as an addict and burglar, he accidentally kills M. DuPlessis, a leader of one of the many separatist Québécois organizations featured in the novel. Gately is visited by the ghosts of James O. Incandenza and Lyle.
Joelle van Dyne, also known as “Madame Psychosis” (cf. metempsychosis), a stage name she received from James Incandenza when she starred in his films (and later her on-air name in her radio show “60+/−”). She became acquainted with James through her college relationship with Orin Incandenza, who referred to her as “The Prettiest Girl of All Time”, or P.G.O.A.T. She appears in the lethally addictive Entertainment, reaching down toward a wobbly “neonatal” lens as if it were in a bassinet and apologizing profusely, her face blurred beyond recognition. Extremely beautiful as a young woman, Joelle later becomes a member of the Union of the Hideously and Improbably Deformed (U.H.I.D.), and wears a veil to hide her face. According to Molly Notkin, Joelle’s face was disfigured by a beaker of acid her mother threw, intending to hit Joelle’s father, who had just revealed he was in love with her (Joelle). Joelle says she wears the veil because her superlative attractiveness plagued her throughout her life, causing her to suffer social and romantic isolation until she met Orin. Joelle tries to “eliminate her own map” (that is, suicide) in Notkin’s bathroom by massive ingestion of freebase cocaine, which lands her in Ennet House as a resident. Gately and Joelle develop a mutual attraction.