The Side Effects of Endorphins

Last night, I grabbed two beers in the hotel lobby. I opened one with their bottle opener and neglected to open a second. Yes, German dark weiss beers are pretty good. So I decided to drink the second one and I was already in my pajamas.

My son taught me how to open a bottle using an object other than a bottle opener. You simply leverage your thumb and use something like a cigarette lighter and pry it open.

I searched around my room, found something that was shaped like a cigarette lighter. I don’t smoke. I opened the bottle using that object that was sitting on the desk it worked perfectly.

The rocket surgeon in me failed. I used the blunt end of a bottle opener that was already in the room.