Standing in line at Safeway and there is only one check out lane available and you hope to get out there with only collateral damage. I have no idea how Safeway makes these massive profits. Shopping there is a gloomy dark experience.
I purchased five items and the cashier had comments about all five of them.
Hard Ice Tea – “They should sell this at Disney” she chirped.
Cheap Ramen -“I can eat this at my Disney Hotel.” She said whimsically
N/A Wine – “I’ll bet you didn’t know this is a big seller at Disney.”. Her reply had a hint of irony.
“Oh your bag I could carry the kids toys at Disney with this cute bag.” she said suddenly playful.
Then she started talking about how the humidity here is nothing compared to Disney .
She gave me my change and asked me “Do you know where I am going on vacation?”
I wanted to answer Norfolk and pronounce it correctly.
I simply answered.
“No”
She had already moved on to the next captive customer spinning her Floridian tales.
The Side Effects of Endorphins 
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